"I sometimes sit at my desk and think to myself, "I have way too much space here". But what can I do about it? I guess I could stick a Tiki doll there for a little good luck. Set up a shrine to Carmen Electra? And then it came to me. A mousepad. But not just any mousepad, a gigantic mousepad that would ensure I would never have extra room on my desk again. And that mousepad is non other than the Nova Killer 2. It's big, bad, made for lasers, and can be doubled as a car port in case of bad weather."