First I said, no, I can't say what I initially said in surprise about this mouse pad. I knew the dimensions, 11" x 17", but wow! Either you will be totally turned on, or totally turned off. I myself, as I'm writing this, am really confounded as to which way I will turn. Is the real mother of all mouse pads for you? Or not for you, really is the question. Continue on as I take a look at this astoundingly enormous mouse pad.