Subjects covered: Mysterious simultaneous motherboard and monitor death, the ergonomics of cordless mouses/mice/meeses, de-Coking a keyboard, another anti-spam system, piping hot NiMH AAs, a masterful example of equipment destruction, _another_ masterful example of equipment destruction, extra terminals on batteries, another poor soul with a scratched monitor, mini-transmitter hunting, a neat magnet, battery and LED hack, and one of those people who take my joke articles seriously.