I went away for the weekend. I came back to 617 new e-mails.

Fortunately, not quite all of them were trying to sell me willy-lengthening medication, or directing my attention to an attached PIF file.

There were also letters about blowing up a laser printer, shutting down with a double click, PSU problems, false electrical economy, magnetic field attenuation, an invisible Internet connection, big NiMH cells, a little digital camera, a strange floppy drive, and how C and D sized rechargeables can have the same capacity.