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Chilliblast has posted a Soyo Kiky Joy PS2 Game pad adaptor review



Our long, determined quest to find the most ridiculously named piece of hardware has finally come to an end; a voyage of great discovery, pillage, conquest, and loss.

Our search began deep in the Chillblast cellar where we discovered a box of wondrous shiny blue objects. Much like the apes discovering the black monolith in 2001 - A Space Odyssey, we hit them repeatedly with the bones of a few decomposing crack monkeys when one happened to rebound into the USB Slot of a PC.

Noting that the slot at the other end of this shiny blue thing was identical to that of a Playstation 2 game pad we immediately set off to our local game shop, hoping that by joining the two the meaning of life would be transmitted somewhere near Jupiter. As we attempted to pillage some free PS2 pads, stuffing them deep into places where only customs men dare look, we were set upon by an angry group of nerds from behind the counter.

Using our Kiky joys like bullwhips, Indiana Jones style, we managed to conquer these feeble approximations of humanity back to the shriveled bosom of their mothers. Although several of our noble crusaders were caught and apprehended by the law, causing the loss of several weeks supply of amphetamines, refined cocaine hydrochloride and PS2 pads, we made it back to the Chillblast cave virtually unscathed.
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