I don't mean to piss everyone off..........
This is a discussion about I don't mean to piss everyone off.......... in the Slack Space category; Haven't you noticed that all of the questions asked here are all about Windows 2000 and the errors it has or is given out to people. Some games don't work, hardware doesn't work, BSOD, illegal operations, sudden changes in the OS.
Haven't you noticed that all of the questions asked here are all about Windows 2000 and the errors it has or is given out to people. Some games don't work, hardware doesn't work, BSOD, illegal operations, sudden changes in the OS. Just goes to show that the OS isn't very good. I "was" using Windows 2000 awhile ago and got rid of it because it simply stinks. I rather have better compatibility in return for the odd error or two, then have a stable OS and nothing working right. That's why it's stable, cause they made sure next to nothing works on it, they "babied" it to get it working right. Crappy apps, games and hardware support, but it's stable. Now i like Windows 2000 because of it's features, but if w2k is not going to run programs well then forget it. There was only 1 program, one that i use a lot, called RPGMaker 95. I was done testing all of my games and apps with windows 2000 and discovered they all ran, last proggy on the list was RPG Maker, go to start it, doesn't work. Because of 1 program not running, which happened to be the one i use a lot, i had to uninstall windows 2000.
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although I don't believe this anymore, it's still funny to see this post. I shouldn't have edited it, oh well...lol
[This message has been edited by jdulmage (edited 20 December 2000).]
edit!!
although I don't believe this anymore, it's still funny to see this post. I shouldn't have edited it, oh well...lol
[This message has been edited by jdulmage (edited 20 December 2000).]
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Better than that old 1000 post mark.
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//color_table.php
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echo "<table border=1>\n";
for ($y=0;$y<4;$y++) {
echo "<tr>\n";
for ($x=0;$x<4;$x++) {
$temp = ImageColorAt($image,$x,$y);
$colorarray = ImageColorsForIndex($image,$temp);
echo "<td>";
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echo "<font color=green>".$colorarray["green"]."</font><br>\n";
echo "<font color=blue>".$colorarray["blue"]."</font><br>\n";
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[ASP]<html>
<head>
<title>Create Entry</title>
</head>
<body BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">
' This include is used for ADO access w/VB Script
<!--#include file="adovbs.inc"-->
<%
'Check to see if this is the first time the page has been loaded.
'If there is data to be processed, this section will execute.
If Request.ServerVariables("Content_Length")>0 Then
If "Insert" = Request("ActionType") Then
' Create a connection to the database.
Set DataConn = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.Connection")
Set RS = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.RecordSet")
DataConn.Open "DBQ=" & Server.Mappath("cdemo.mdb") & ";Driver={Microsoft Access Driver (*.mdb)};"
'Open the record table and then insert the record.
RS.Open "tblContact", DataConn, adOpenKeyset, adLockOptimistic
RS.AddNew
RS("Name") = Request("Name")
RS("Email") = Request("Email")
RS("Phone") = Request("Phone")
RS.Update
'Cleanup - Close database connection.
RS.Close
DataConn.Close
' Send text to the user to know they have completed the
' process with no errors. Sever will display errors fatal errors.
Response.Write "<CENTER>Thank you!</CENTER>"
Else
%>
' Show the user what they are about to save.
<pre>
Name: <b><%=Request("Name")%></b>
Email: <b><%=Request("Email")%></b>
Phone: <b><%=Request("Phone")%></b>
</pre>
<p><br>
Do you want to submit this report as shown (Hit "back" on your browser to edit)?
</p>
<form METHOD="POST" ACTION="<%=Request.ServerVariables("SCRIPT_NAME")%>">
<input type="hidden" name="Name" value="<%=Request("Name")%>"><input type="hidden"
name="Email" value="<%=Request("Email")%>"><input type="hidden" name="Phone"
value="<%=Request("Phone")%>"><input type="hidden" name="ActionType" value="Insert"><p><input
TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Yes!"> </p>
</form>
<%
End If
Else
%>
'Input new record information.
<form ACTION="<%=Request.ServerVariables("SCRIPT_NAME")%>" METHOD="POST">
<div align="left"><p>Welcome. Please fill in all fields.<br>
</p>
</div><blockquote>
<div align="center"><div align="center"><center><table border="0" width="512" height="78" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0">
<tr>
<td width="500" height="22" colspan="2">Enter Information.<br></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="171" height="7">Name</td>
<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Name" size="35"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="171" height="7">Email</td>
<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Email" size="35"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="171" height="7">Phone</td>
<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Phone" cols="35"></td>
</tr>
</table>
</center></div><div align="center"><center><table>
<tr>
<td><div align="center"><center><p><input TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Preview"></td>
</tr>
</table>
</center></div></div>
</blockquote>
</form>
<% End If %>
</body>
</html>[/ASP]
<head>
<title>Create Entry</title>
</head>
<body BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF">
' This include is used for ADO access w/VB Script
<!--#include file="adovbs.inc"-->
<%
'Check to see if this is the first time the page has been loaded.
'If there is data to be processed, this section will execute.
If Request.ServerVariables("Content_Length")>0 Then
If "Insert" = Request("ActionType") Then
' Create a connection to the database.
Set DataConn = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.Connection")
Set RS = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.RecordSet")
DataConn.Open "DBQ=" & Server.Mappath("cdemo.mdb") & ";Driver={Microsoft Access Driver (*.mdb)};"
'Open the record table and then insert the record.
RS.Open "tblContact", DataConn, adOpenKeyset, adLockOptimistic
RS.AddNew
RS("Name") = Request("Name")
RS("Email") = Request("Email")
RS("Phone") = Request("Phone")
RS.Update
'Cleanup - Close database connection.
RS.Close
DataConn.Close
' Send text to the user to know they have completed the
' process with no errors. Sever will display errors fatal errors.
Response.Write "<CENTER>Thank you!</CENTER>"
Else
%>
' Show the user what they are about to save.
<pre>
Name: <b><%=Request("Name")%></b>
Email: <b><%=Request("Email")%></b>
Phone: <b><%=Request("Phone")%></b>
</pre>
<p><br>
Do you want to submit this report as shown (Hit "back" on your browser to edit)?
</p>
<form METHOD="POST" ACTION="<%=Request.ServerVariables("SCRIPT_NAME")%>">
<input type="hidden" name="Name" value="<%=Request("Name")%>"><input type="hidden"
name="Email" value="<%=Request("Email")%>"><input type="hidden" name="Phone"
value="<%=Request("Phone")%>"><input type="hidden" name="ActionType" value="Insert"><p><input
TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Yes!"> </p>
</form>
<%
End If
Else
%>
'Input new record information.
<form ACTION="<%=Request.ServerVariables("SCRIPT_NAME")%>" METHOD="POST">
<div align="left"><p>Welcome. Please fill in all fields.<br>
</p>
</div><blockquote>
<div align="center"><div align="center"><center><table border="0" width="512" height="78" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0">
<tr>
<td width="500" height="22" colspan="2">Enter Information.<br></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="171" height="7">Name</td>
<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Name" size="35"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="171" height="7">Email</td>
<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Email" size="35"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="171" height="7">Phone</td>
<td width="329" height="7"><input type="text" name="Phone" cols="35"></td>
</tr>
</table>
</center></div><div align="center"><center><table>
<tr>
<td><div align="center"><center><p><input TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Preview"></td>
</tr>
</table>
</center></div></div>
</blockquote>
</form>
<% End If %>
</body>
</html>[/ASP]
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Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]
Copyright 1985-2000 Microsoft Corp.
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C:\>ping www.napster.com
Unknown host www.napster.com.
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Microsoft Windows 2000 [Version 5.00.2195]

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Unable to resolve target system name www.napster.com.
C:\>ping www.napster.com
Unknown host www.napster.com.
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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's won't you come ans sing with heheh
Artist: Do or Die feat. Johnny P
Album: Picture This
Song: Playa Like Me and You
Typed by EddiE314
Verse One: Belo
Since I'm 'Lo let me flex this
If there's somethin on yo' mind recline and check this
Song smooth not reckless
Swing it high and ride from 'Side to Texas
Give the game up since I came up
Blew my name up, check out the rhythm
make them all wanna flame up
Strike a match to a lighter
A message to a young ridah, on the sight of
pimp poetry I make you lighter than a feather in your dime hat
*****in to skins, saw that
I can tell you where the mob at
At the click, summer sunnin where the broads at
Diggin all that, smokin weed until they come and we can fall back
Shootin back for the small scratch
Trey-Fo' what you call that?
Pull up my drawers Girbauds and doze to pros got called
by the po-po, save it for the phone doe
Bond DeVille, flossin off behind the wheel it's appeal
Took a chill, but I still had to pose
And if I pause, it's because I left my car and the phone
Chorus: Johnny P
Can you smoke and ride
With a playa, like me, and you, oh babe
Can you smoke and ride
With a playa, like me, and you
Verse Two: AK-47
See uhh, laid back I'ma let the proper game at two rats
In the roll like two sacks
Dub essential when my homey came up
On the same drug for layin up they holla who that
Double check, just a couple hoes
Tryin to see where my head was at
On some problem ****
Wish to be up within the party ****
With the blunts and Bacardi ****
With the way she was dressed she might as well
had nuttin on your body *****
Hit the red on my side cause you know how a party get
Nuttin but the proper cheese
To squeeze a little on and scoot on to proper chick
But really doe, once a man advance
and bend blocks smoke the last of these
Pimp cats done CC's
Heavy G's ninety-six flippin clips bout naturally
Bags seized through Darnell
Heavy sacks and drop-tops
Now look on your map and spot
where we, R-I-D, E, and smoke
Chorus
Verse Three: Belo
I, made my money on the DL
Closed shop in the Pontiac we bail
To the mall to ball we're all pall
Cause a brother gonna floss in front of these females
To the retail
Five double oh period double oh these suits
The Girbaud with the boots
Then I scoop, up the loot
Paid the cash and dashed past the lab or the members of
Put my foot in motion, exits the sto' with my brand new gear
Spring game in her ear
Tell her Miss to please me and dance till it'll make me hear
Get her dizzy off the Stanberg
Girlie had to run for months to pump up but I'ma handle her
like a man, I'ma stand if I fall
And when I fall, then the city better make the call
Left the mall, by the minutes of clothes
I suppose I get dressed to impress these hoes
Getty shoe fresh Guess from head to toe
Only wearin in the do' what the playas know
Bet y'all wanna see me niggaz wanna be me
Never will they pimp free, pimp costs
And I get lost on the slide for the Ave gettin high while we ride
Chorus
[Johnny P]
Can you smoke and ride, in the back seat of a Cad'
Choppin up the paper for my homies Do or Die
Whoa yeah, whoahhah, yeah
Can I say it one more time
Can you smoke and ride, in the back seat of a Cad'
Choppin up the paper for my homies Do or Die
Whoa yeah, can you smoke and ride
with me baby, check it out...
Can you ride ride, ride ride ride ride
C'mon girl ride ride ride ride
Can you ride ride, ride ride ride ride
C'mon girl ride ride ride ride
Whoa yeah (whoa yeah)
Won't you ride with me baby (won't you ride with me baby)
With my homey Belo
My homey oh yeah, oh yeah, in my ride, c'mon baby, c'mon baby
Check it out
C'mon baby, oh yeah, can you ride with me baby
Ohhhwhoaaaah yeah, come girl
Won't you ride (I gotta know, I gotta know) I wanna go
Do you wanna go, yeahhh
Album: Picture This
Song: Playa Like Me and You
Typed by EddiE314
Verse One: Belo
Since I'm 'Lo let me flex this
If there's somethin on yo' mind recline and check this
Song smooth not reckless
Swing it high and ride from 'Side to Texas
Give the game up since I came up
Blew my name up, check out the rhythm
make them all wanna flame up
Strike a match to a lighter
A message to a young ridah, on the sight of
pimp poetry I make you lighter than a feather in your dime hat
*****in to skins, saw that
I can tell you where the mob at
At the click, summer sunnin where the broads at
Diggin all that, smokin weed until they come and we can fall back
Shootin back for the small scratch
Trey-Fo' what you call that?
Pull up my drawers Girbauds and doze to pros got called
by the po-po, save it for the phone doe
Bond DeVille, flossin off behind the wheel it's appeal
Took a chill, but I still had to pose
And if I pause, it's because I left my car and the phone
Chorus: Johnny P
Can you smoke and ride
With a playa, like me, and you, oh babe
Can you smoke and ride
With a playa, like me, and you
Verse Two: AK-47
See uhh, laid back I'ma let the proper game at two rats
In the roll like two sacks
Dub essential when my homey came up
On the same drug for layin up they holla who that
Double check, just a couple hoes
Tryin to see where my head was at
On some problem ****
Wish to be up within the party ****
With the blunts and Bacardi ****
With the way she was dressed she might as well
had nuttin on your body *****
Hit the red on my side cause you know how a party get
Nuttin but the proper cheese
To squeeze a little on and scoot on to proper chick
But really doe, once a man advance
and bend blocks smoke the last of these
Pimp cats done CC's
Heavy G's ninety-six flippin clips bout naturally
Bags seized through Darnell
Heavy sacks and drop-tops
Now look on your map and spot
where we, R-I-D, E, and smoke
Chorus
Verse Three: Belo
I, made my money on the DL
Closed shop in the Pontiac we bail
To the mall to ball we're all pall
Cause a brother gonna floss in front of these females
To the retail
Five double oh period double oh these suits
The Girbaud with the boots
Then I scoop, up the loot
Paid the cash and dashed past the lab or the members of
Put my foot in motion, exits the sto' with my brand new gear
Spring game in her ear
Tell her Miss to please me and dance till it'll make me hear
Get her dizzy off the Stanberg
Girlie had to run for months to pump up but I'ma handle her
like a man, I'ma stand if I fall
And when I fall, then the city better make the call
Left the mall, by the minutes of clothes
I suppose I get dressed to impress these hoes
Getty shoe fresh Guess from head to toe
Only wearin in the do' what the playas know
Bet y'all wanna see me niggaz wanna be me
Never will they pimp free, pimp costs
And I get lost on the slide for the Ave gettin high while we ride
Chorus
[Johnny P]
Can you smoke and ride, in the back seat of a Cad'
Choppin up the paper for my homies Do or Die
Whoa yeah, whoahhah, yeah
Can I say it one more time
Can you smoke and ride, in the back seat of a Cad'
Choppin up the paper for my homies Do or Die
Whoa yeah, can you smoke and ride
with me baby, check it out...
Can you ride ride, ride ride ride ride
C'mon girl ride ride ride ride
Can you ride ride, ride ride ride ride
C'mon girl ride ride ride ride
Whoa yeah (whoa yeah)
Won't you ride with me baby (won't you ride with me baby)
With my homey Belo
My homey oh yeah, oh yeah, in my ride, c'mon baby, c'mon baby
Check it out
C'mon baby, oh yeah, can you ride with me baby
Ohhhwhoaaaah yeah, come girl
Won't you ride (I gotta know, I gotta know) I wanna go
Do you wanna go, yeahhh
Artist: Gravediggaz
Album: The Pick, The Sickle, and the Shovel
Song: Twelve Jewelz
[Prince Rakeem/Ryzarector]
As long as you got mentally dead people
Who are living in a mental death
Meaning living in a mental grave
you need somebody to dig that grave up and bring them back to life
There's no chance for a physical dead
but there's chance for the mentally dead
(Yo, one two one two two)
So we gonna come and resurrect them
That's why they call me the Ryzarector
I'm out to resurrect the mental dead, by diggin up they graves
Bringin em back to the surface
Niggaz is caught up in the midst of six
You better grab ahold of your crucifix
And this is it, the black God exists
Can you understand this? Let me teach you a lesson, yo
The pre-existance of the mathematical biochemical equations
The manifestations of God, Earth Air Fire and Water
which are in it's basic formation, solid liquid and gases
that caused the land masses, and the space catalyst
and all matter that exists and is dense
Third dimension, that must be observed through physical comprehension
It takes a nerve to be struck, wisdom is the wise
poet spoken to wake up, the dumb who've been sleeping
The fourth dimension is time, it goes inside the mind
Run the channels energized up through the back of your spine
So observe as my G energy strikes a vital nerve
One swerve of the tongue it pierces like a sword through the lung
Have you not heard, that words kill as fast as bullets
when you load negative thoughts, to the chamber of your brain
And your mouth pulls the trigger that propels
wickedness straight from Hell
From the pits of your stomach where negativity dwell
I searched the East coast and West coast down and most found
the small towns is like ghost towns, everybody moves slowed down
From Uptown to Bucktown give a **** now Shaolin gots the crown
And cops'll still serve you from Jamaica Ave. to Myrtle
And cats carry more shells than turtles
Brooklyn Down Park Hill pussies unfertile
Buy wholesale never retail get females in deep spells
If you eat well, you sleep well
Send enemies to Hell
What makes hair skin epidermis fingernail
Regenerate, when everything else disintegrate
A teflon vest so bullets can't penetrate
On the corner of my block there stood this old man
A black immigrant from the land of Sudan
Who used to tell stories to the children in the building
But never had a dollar to keep his pocket filled in
He bombed he knew Deuteronomy the science of Astronomy
But didn't know the basic principles of economy
I say the wise man don't play the role of a fool
The first thing a man must obtain is Twelve Jewelz
Knowledge Wisdom Understanding to help you achieve
Freedom, Justice Equality Food Clothing and Shelter
After this, Love Peace and Happiness
He had the nappiest head, I told him total satisfaction
is to achieve one goal in the scheme of things
He who works like a slave, eats like a king
Album: The Pick, The Sickle, and the Shovel
Song: Twelve Jewelz
[Prince Rakeem/Ryzarector]
As long as you got mentally dead people
Who are living in a mental death
Meaning living in a mental grave
you need somebody to dig that grave up and bring them back to life
There's no chance for a physical dead
but there's chance for the mentally dead
(Yo, one two one two two)
So we gonna come and resurrect them
That's why they call me the Ryzarector
I'm out to resurrect the mental dead, by diggin up they graves
Bringin em back to the surface
Niggaz is caught up in the midst of six
You better grab ahold of your crucifix
And this is it, the black God exists
Can you understand this? Let me teach you a lesson, yo
The pre-existance of the mathematical biochemical equations
The manifestations of God, Earth Air Fire and Water
which are in it's basic formation, solid liquid and gases
that caused the land masses, and the space catalyst
and all matter that exists and is dense
Third dimension, that must be observed through physical comprehension
It takes a nerve to be struck, wisdom is the wise
poet spoken to wake up, the dumb who've been sleeping
The fourth dimension is time, it goes inside the mind
Run the channels energized up through the back of your spine
So observe as my G energy strikes a vital nerve
One swerve of the tongue it pierces like a sword through the lung
Have you not heard, that words kill as fast as bullets
when you load negative thoughts, to the chamber of your brain
And your mouth pulls the trigger that propels
wickedness straight from Hell
From the pits of your stomach where negativity dwell
I searched the East coast and West coast down and most found
the small towns is like ghost towns, everybody moves slowed down
From Uptown to Bucktown give a **** now Shaolin gots the crown
And cops'll still serve you from Jamaica Ave. to Myrtle
And cats carry more shells than turtles
Brooklyn Down Park Hill pussies unfertile
Buy wholesale never retail get females in deep spells
If you eat well, you sleep well
Send enemies to Hell
What makes hair skin epidermis fingernail
Regenerate, when everything else disintegrate
A teflon vest so bullets can't penetrate
On the corner of my block there stood this old man
A black immigrant from the land of Sudan
Who used to tell stories to the children in the building
But never had a dollar to keep his pocket filled in
He bombed he knew Deuteronomy the science of Astronomy
But didn't know the basic principles of economy
I say the wise man don't play the role of a fool
The first thing a man must obtain is Twelve Jewelz
Knowledge Wisdom Understanding to help you achieve
Freedom, Justice Equality Food Clothing and Shelter
After this, Love Peace and Happiness
He had the nappiest head, I told him total satisfaction
is to achieve one goal in the scheme of things
He who works like a slave, eats like a king
I tried to post a list of all my mp3s but the page timed out before I got em up here.
This post will never end...
of course thats the fun of it.
of course thats the fun of it.
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"...and the bartender says,'That's not a duck!'"



YO
yo yo yo yo check this out
Here's a joke that was emailed to me...
Subject: Virus warning
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program your phone autodial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while [censored] your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly changes the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you.
In case you are a blonde, ...this is a joke
Subject: Virus warning
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you attempt to play. It will program your phone autodial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING!?!?!?
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while [censored] your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly changes the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you.
In case you are a blonde, ...this is a joke