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clutch
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Icon 2002-07-23 13:01:30

I don't know if any of you caught this bit of "news" before, but I thought I would share it with you:

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/patchsoft.shtml

My fav part was this:

"Under the agreement, Microsoft will no longer issue patches, which Gates said explains the recent five-day outage at Microsoft's upgrade site. "That was planned," he said. "It was a test of the Microsoft No Patch Access system. Went perfectly. No one was able to download anything." "


Nice.

:cool:
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jdulmage
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two words:

Get Real
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Admiral LSD
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one word (sort of): satirewire

think about it

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Davros
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Very funny!

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embj
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Yeah right!
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