"A month ago I publish an article about how much I suck at using PC Game pads, and I end up having to review a gamepad? I must have angered the gods somehow, because now I have to not only write about my own personal Kryptonite, I also have to touch it. To inspect it. To actually use it. How did I get roped into something like this? Because I was offered unlimited use of the OCMS company car. How could I possibly turn down a semi-new Datsun?

Saitek has come out with a gamepad supposedly worthy enough to bring a challenge to my distaste. Its called the Cyborg Force Rumble. It transforms. It rumbles. It has one-touch FPS mode ready to rock. But dont let my endless rambling give away all the details."